In the course of her career in porn, Ariana Jollee's probably seen more cock than a shit sweeper in a hen house. Ariana has fucked men by the hundreds- sometimes all at once - and handles them all like some wild female warrior of Asia Minor. So ten guys for Ariana is a walk in the park. Ariana, you see, is one of those rare whores that has her vagina on automatic pilot, thusly, it operates on its own calculus, plan and schedule irrespective of cash, check or money order. One time she got involved in a non-paying sex scandal with a red-haired freckled man named Lester, but that isn't the point of this video clip. Our promise is, if you watch, you'll find stories and intimate action way more compelling.

Olivia Saint has always been one of our personal favorites- a big boned chick with a compelling mouth, eyes like an opium den and a huge ass. Even in church, this smoldering chick would have "Fuck Me" written all over her. So would it surprise us that Olivia's doing ten guys? Hardly. In fact, there must have been something written in her high school yearbook, under the success heading, predicting such events. It boils down to this: Some women are born to be miserable. Some women are born to have ugly feet. Some women are born to beat pancake batter and some women are born to suck cock, take it in the ass and head up gangbangs. Olivia Saint is one of those.

To progress from sucking off one man in the back seat of a Dodge convertible to rolling around on some dirty floor with ten unworldly hung Visigoths is not a road easily traveled. Hence, Vic Sinister started off easy- by being approached for sexual favors at subway stops, alleys and street corners then working her way up slowly but surely to being the multi-man odalisque that she is. Of course her name fools people, thusly, Vic is often confused with neighborhood mob chieftains and race track touts with bushy eyebrows. In this movie clip, Vic feigns a sense of reservation about her upcoming "slam" scene, but don't let this fool you. The woman is cagey to the pointing of sucking you into her coyness. After all, who could believe that such a sweet young lady could do such a thing. One of the guys in the troupe refers to Vic as a "German slut" but obviously he's mistaken her for some fat-assed beer hall waitress of the same name.

The adorable Kaci Starr has a set of dimples that won't quit. You might think she was born with 'em like most cute people with dimples, but heavens no. Kaci acquired hers by sucking cock and vacuumizing her cheeks in the process. Granted this far Eastern practice endorsed by the Dali Lama takes time, patience and effort over the long haul, but it'll happen more quickly when you take on ten men at a time. Kaci now does it just to keep in fighting shape and for dimple maintenance. Try it some time and see for yourself. Of course you can do it the hard way by watching this clip over and over, imagining you're Kaci while sucking in your cheeks till your eyes pop and your gums bleed. Sounds grueling. But trust us. It's worth it.

A fun fact: most people named Joey tend to smoke cigars, rat out the mob and generally wind up dead in the trunks of Lincoln Continentals. You can look it up. Meanwhile porn's Joey Valentine, a former cartouche collector from Kalamazoo, favors plaid, smoking cigarettes and fucking guys in groups of ten. So, you can see, the similarities are pretty astounding. Joey, who's been in the business about 8 months, claims to be 23, and she might be fudging a little there for all we know. Like as if we care. If Joey's nuts enough to take on ten cocks at a time, more power to her, we say. She's pretty, and being a pig and a slut [albeit a sophisticated one] are definite plusses.

During the act of sex, Jeanie Marie, "a petite little girl" often bears the glassy eyed stupification of a newly converted Moonie. In fact, Jeanie's appetite for cock is rivaled only by a giant garbage truck for garbage. We asked her what she particularly likes about the penis. She said the aroma of one reminded her of a freshly made Italian chopped salad [without the olives]. But don't take our word for it. Jeanie will tell you more in this movie clip as will some of her partners, including one who appreciates the fact that she talks like a truck driver. Frankly, we think Jeanie's a little off in the head for sucking ten guys at a time, but, damn it, she's so purty and we'd like to feed her drugs and bend her over a rain barrel some time. But that's our fantasy. Here what others have to say....

For female porn performers, 10 man cum slams often represent long nights and a big stage, but the lovely Sasha Knox, being the truly sturdy piglet from Phoenix, Arizona, that she is, is quite equal to the task. Often to get ready for such events, Sasha will pick up hitchhikers randomly and air her legs out with casual escapades on the side of the road. While we don't recommend this warming up practice for most women, it seems to work well for Sasha. Oh, you're probably saying, do I stand the chance of getting a creepy-crawly something from a woman like this? We say, who gives a fuck. Just take a look at that ass. It has charmed men by the masses, and the ex-cons [we're kidding] featured in this movie clip will tell you exactly how.

In the dark days of the Roman Catholic Church, there was an evil pope named Vixen I whose name was synonymous with clandestine papal orgies and crusty semen stains on altar carpets. Consequently, his name has since been stricken from the Holy See's record because of that. You can look it up. Would he be proud that Vixen II has chosen a name to suggest being his successor? Probably not because she's a porn chick and you know how the church feels about illicit sexual activity. Ask any altar boy. Which brings us back to Vixen II and the fact that her life is basically a cesspool of casual amorality. There's nothing more that Vixen II- a real doll- likes better than taking a cum shot to the uvea. [You can also look up that word as well.] The fact that she'll do it with ten guys simultaneously pretty much makes her a pig, but she's still a real doll in our books. And that you can look up.

Some women prefer safety in numbers, and the delectably chunky Christie Lee, a hicktown hosebag if we've ever seen one [and that's meant in the nicest possible way], is one of them. Like a fully active basketball court, Christie prefers her gents in groups of ten. Have you ever smelled that many guys popping loads simultaneously? For the record, it emits a sloggy stew of noxious bleach fumes that will singe your nose hairs. But Christie apparently doesn't mind, making her one of those cases Sherlock Holmes couldn't figure. The porn industry is loaded with chicks like that, some of them less articulate than an unfrozen caveman, except no one's paying them to talk. Wear a bikini, shut the fuck up and suck cock is what we say, and Christie admirably illustrates that dictum in this video.